Seriously, dude, what the frick is going on here? It's like a mess of crazy, and I'm just trying to make sense of it all. Is this even some kinda joke? This whole thing is making my head spin. Can someone please give me the lowdown before I go completely bonkers?
What Fucking Crap?!
Dude, this is completely ridiculous. I'm so pissed right now. It's like someone just threw a wrench out from under me. I can't believe what I'm dealing with. Seriously, this is insane.
- Give me a break!
- What the heck?
- This can't be happening. I'm off my rocker.
WTF Just Happened?
This morning/afternoon/evening, things got real weird/strange/bizarre. Like, seriously intense/out there/bonkers weird. I woke up and my cat was on fire/the world was green/everything smelled what the fuck like pineapple. Okay, maybe not that bad/that extreme/quite that crazy, but something definitely went wrong/was off/felt fishy.
Now/At this point/Currently, I'm just trying to make sense of it all and wondering if I took too much caffeine/need a nap/just dreamt the whole thing. Maybe someone else out there experienced something similar/noticed anything odd/knows what's going on?
If you do, please tell me/share your story/let me know. Because right now, I feel like I'm living in a crazy movie/an alternate reality/some kind of bizarre fever dream.
This Crap Makes Me Wanna Say WTF
This situation is just ridiculous. I mean, come on! Honestly, what the heck is going on? Is this some kind of bad dream? It's like everyone went crazy.
I'm beyond confused right now. I just want to throw something.
This is the strangest thing I've ever seen. WTF!
Explain This Bizarre Occurrence,
I swear I saw/witnessed/observed something/it/that thing so weird/bizarre/insane that my brain short-circuited/froze up/exploded. Tell me/Break it down for me/Help a confused soul out! Was I hallucinating/dreaming/going crazy? Or did everyone else/the world/reality itself just take a turn/go off the rails/decide to be weird? It was like/Seriously, this was like/This moment felt like something straight out of a movie/a fever dream/another dimension.
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I'm So Confused WTF!!
Like, seriously everything is just bonkers right now. My head is blown. I don't even know where to look. It's like grasping a riddle with invisible walls. This whole situation is just wack.
- Perhaps I should coffee?
- Help me!